<![CDATA[Gizmodo: woot]]> http://tags.gizmodo.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: woot]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/woot http://gizmodo.com/tag/woot <![CDATA[Woot! Off: Shouldn't the Lights Be Red and Green, This Time of Year?]]> Plus: There's a Woot! Off going on! Minus: Every time I write "Woot! Off," with that exclamation point that doesn't end a sentence, my proper-grammar-loving heart dies a little. [Woot!]

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<![CDATA[Woot-Off. (You Know the Drill)]]> Go give woot! your money. It's a woot-off, also known as a more randomized, ever so warmer Black Friday sale. Sorry mom, you're officially getting a blender. I spent all my money before the iPod popped up. Damn woot. [woot!]

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<![CDATA[Hey There, Woot! Off, How've You Been?]]> Today is that happy day, you guys. That day that comes around only once every other month, or whatever. Deep discounted electronics, sold one after another, with pithy descriptions to boot. Head over to Woot! and enjoy. [Woot!]

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<![CDATA[Heads Up: There's a Woot! Off Going On Right Now!]]> If you're up late and craving cheap tech, get your ass over to Woot while the orange lights are still spinning. Instead of one deal per day, new items are up for grabs every few minutes. Mash that refresh! [Woot!]

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<![CDATA[Gizmodo.com Diary]]> Read this first, otherwise none of the following will make sense. – JC

Dear Diary,

I was on the internet with my buddy Lifehacker.com, looking for good DEALZ on laptops to post. We saw some okay DEALZ, checkin out sites like FatWallet.com Sellout.woot.com and Techbargains, but nothing stood out.

On the drive home I locked all the windows in the car and cut the largest one. You know the kind you push back three times to build up energy? It was like that. You should have seen the look on Lifehacker's face! Epic.

Dear Diary,

This weird chick Judy from RSS class came up to me today and said that her friend Sellout.woot.com knew who I was and wondered if I knew who she was. I had no idea what she was talking about. Judy says I looked at her when I was shopping or something? That sounds kind of familiar. I think she was the one that had that notebook with a Celeron Processor, which is like, c'mon, we're not in 7th grade anymore. I know sometimes puberty hits late for some people, but...we're graduating next year. But I dunno, maybe she has a good operating system.

Dear Diary,

Girls are weird. Sellout.woot.com Skyped me today and was like, hey, nice article you wrote. And I was like, what article? And she says, "THIS ONE!" and IMs me this link. Turns out it was a link to Engadget. What a crazyface. On the other hand, she was kinda hot, and offered a good price on an Xbox 360 Pro with 60GB hard drive, so I asked for her ICQ number. For later. Crap, I'm late for Liveblog practice.

Dear Diary,

So, I took Ain't It Cool News out to a movie because that crazy girl Julie or Judy or something told me that Sellout.woot.com was going to be there. I wanted to make Sellout.woot.com jealous, since that's what my cousin Fleshbot.com told me girls like. She has a lot of girl friends, so I'm sure she knows what she's talking about. Ain't It Cool News was all into it, but to be honest, her big fonts really turned me off. I like a girl with some Lucida Grande. You know, some class.

Dear Diary,

I just got done working out and I swear Sellout.woot.com was looking at me the whole time. It's hard to tell with girls when they throw out weird signals. One minute they're all looking at you, the next they're unsubscribing from your top stories email list. I don't know, maybe I should just call her. I do kinda need a cheap laptop for the toilet. [Sellout.Woot.com]

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<![CDATA[Psst: It's a Woot! Off]]> If you like your dirt-cheap, oft-refurbished gadgetry with a healthy spoonful of self-aware wit, yet the 'one day, one deal' format is too slow for you, head over to Woot! right now, because they've got themselves a Woot! Off. [Woot!]

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<![CDATA[It's a Woot! Off, Everyone]]> Everyone's favorite witty, one-product-per-day often-electronics online warehouse reseller, Woot!, is doing one of those fun Woot! Offs where they sell the remainders of all their stock at once. Let us know what you've snagged! [Woot!]

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<![CDATA[Woot! Off Lights Are Still Flashing]]> The Woot! Off continues into Friday. Wootophiles will keep hammering F5 in the hopes of snagging a Bag of Crap, and the uninformed will have no idea what that means. Too bad for them. [Woot!]

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<![CDATA[The Name's Off. Woot Off.]]> To seasoned Woot veterans: You know what to do. To everyone else: There's cheap stuff here, for a limited time. [Woot!]

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<![CDATA[World's Crappiest Projector (As Reviewed By Gizmodo) On Sale Now At Woot]]> If you want in on a projector that Gizmodo once dubbed the "world's crappiest projector," head over to Woot right now. It's been marked down considerably, and is still the worst ever. [Woot Thanks, Akif]

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<![CDATA[Dealzmodo: 8GB iPod Nano for $100]]> On Apple's site, the latest (fourth generation) 8GB iPod nanos will cost you $130 as refurbs. Today, woot! has 'em for just $100. [woot!]

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<![CDATA[Woot, It's a Woot Off!]]> Holy Batman, I'm still awake so I'm staring at this Woot Off in the hopes that I can finally get a USB pencil sharpener. Yes, it's mesmerizing isn't it, those flashing lights? MUST BUY! [Woot]

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<![CDATA[Woot Off Happening Right Now]]> We all know how much you like to Woot, so hitch up your pants and get thee to the Woot Off before all the good (somewhat good? crappy?) stuff gets taken. [Woot!]

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<![CDATA[Is It a Bird, a Plane? No, It's a Woot Off!]]> Hey, guess what? There's a Woot Off going on right now! Head over to Woot and see how quickly things like glow in the dark jumbo remotes get snapped up even though nobody supposedly has money anymore. [Woot]

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<![CDATA[Woot Your Little Woot Off Right NOW!]]> Hey! Want junk you never knew you needed just in time for the holiday season? Well, you're in luck because there's a Woot Off going on right now. Head over to Woot and bid your little recession-proof heart out! I'm sure there's someone in your family who could use that random whatchamacallit you spent your hard earned money on. [Woot]

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<![CDATA[Dealzmodo: Epicurean Wine Preservation System Ensures Your Booze Doesn't Go to Waste]]> Woot Wine has a great deal on the Epicurean Wine Preservation System, selling it for only $55, which is more than half off the list price of $120. It'll reseal all kinds of bottles, even keeping your champagne (or sparkling white white for the uncultured masses) bubbly. Its roto-ciprocal (what a great term) vacuum and pressure pump keep the flavor, color, and aroma of your fine swill intact, and comes with its own rechargeable battery. If you drink a lot of wine, and I'm sure you all do, it's a great deal for a pretty useful little product. Woot Wine deals expire at the end of the weekend, so get 'em quick. [Woot Wine]

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<![CDATA[Yes, There's A Woot Off Going On Right Now]]> Okay, so about thirty of you guys have informed me that a Woot Off was going to happen/is now happening. I get it. It's important to you. So here's the link to the page. Right now, they're selling Candi, the USB Pole Dancer for $10 (plus $5 shipping). OMG GET IT NOW NOW NOW! [Woot]

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<![CDATA[Woot! Off! Woot! Off! WOOT!? Woot Off!]]> It's Woot Off! time and it seems it's gaming peripherals day. I just saw a Razer mouse and now this cool-looking Saitek P2600 Rumble Force First Person Shooter Gamepad for $4.99. That's less than a Margarita cocktail, people. [Woot]

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<![CDATA[Woot is Wooting Off Again Today]]> You might not get as amazing a deal as the Olevia TVs from the other day, but since Woot is having another Woot off today you'll see other bargain gadgets: a glow in the dark jumbo universal remote for $5 is tempting me currently. [Woot]

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<![CDATA[Olevia 65-inch LCD HDTVs Back on Woot For $2300, 40% Below Amazon]]> In case you missed it the first time, James Madison's favorite 65-inch 1080p LCD TV from somewhat troubled brand Olevia is back on Woot today for the same low price of $2300—40% off of Amazon's price of $3810. Panel's made by Sharp. Woot away: [Woot]

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